Tuesday, September 27, 2011
The Student Prince
Monday, September 19, 2011
In Other Orbits
I am sitting on our three-seater sofa with one cat energetically grooming himself on my right and the other carrying out an identical process on the left. Soon white fur will gleam, charcoal and tan parts will look sleek with mats removed and claws will be carefully bitten trim. I have even seen Sherpa engaged outdoors in what appeared to me to be a teeth cleaning exercise using fine twigs broken off shrubs as a toothbrush. Cat dignity depends on effort being put into personal grooming and to urination and defecation rituals which ensure that waste is hygienically disposed of. What is strange about cats is how little effort is put into cleaning bedding and resting places. When these start to look grubby the cat simply moves on finding somewhere more salubrious to lie while its human friend does the laundry. Cats could learn to flick debris and brush hairs off their sheets couldn’t they? And remove wrinkles to make their bed more comfortable if they really tried. They watch humans doing these things just as they watch everything we do, but no matter how much time they have shared with us, it doesn’t seem to occur to them to imitate us.
Sitting on the sofa, I imagine cat genes launching cats at appropriate times into permitted orbits of behaviour. Those first orbits allow feeding and movement, but soon kittens come under the influence of the Hunting Planet and the varied play, which so fascinates us, begins. The Star of Knowledge has many planets which reflect its light and, throughout their lives, cats slip effortlessly between them. The Warrior governs defence of territory. The Protector teaches them to avoid danger, food poisoning and parasites and seek therapy through eating grass. The Lust and Love Planet has as its domain friendship, courtship, mating and care of the young.
There are however things which the Star of Knowledge cannot teach a cat.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Sandwiches
What for me was an insight woke me in the middle of the night. Before I went to sleep I had read a short piece from Tahir Shah’s new book Travels With Myself. It was called The Magic of the Ordinary, where, in writing with the qualities of a recorded daydream, a scruffy stranger tells Tahir that to understand the extraordinary you must first learn to appreciate ordinariness.
At three or four in the morning I found myself thinking about sandwiches, bought from a bakery at the end of over five, sometimes wet and windswept, hours exploring the city of Derry with my friend Karole. The bakery was near the bus station and round the corner from a pub called Sandinos, which doesn’t sell food but very generously told us where we might find some to eat with a creamy half Guinness and a cup of coffee.
Through the darkness of my bedroom I saw rays from the past, present and future converge on the soft, fresh bread that enveloped the fillings. Some originated from the time when our human ancestors began to cultivate grain, others from when they learned to use fire to cook. Closer to the sandwich were the people who extracted and refined metals to build ovens. The rays anastomosed and rebranched like ivy climbing a tree. Connected to the bread were mills and power plants, ports, salt mines and tarred roads, water reservoirs, money and people picking cotton. I could have followed a ray where yeast, seen with the aid of a microscope, appeared as individual ovoid cells, budding while gas oozed out; or been taken on a tour where the details of anaerobic respiration were explained. It didn’t seem outrageous to imagine that the number of connections surrouning the sandwich might approach infinity. What was certain was that there was much more to ordinariness than meets the eye.
I heartily recommend Travels With Myself to anyone reading this blog. It entertains, but is much more than entertainment. As is written on the back cover, ‘all the pieces in this book are designed to spark the imagination and to act as a catalyst for thought.
Travels With Myself is available now from Lulu.com and can be bought through Amazon in about six weeks’ time.